Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree

Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…

These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…

Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…

Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie

Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried

Nathen Amin takes to bed every ni… A portrait which would give most p… It is that of Henry Tudor Which he then proceeds to masturba… What an interesting sight it is

You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.

Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch

StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…

I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…