The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack

Hey big Ed Someone said You are good in bed Well a lot of people did That is why you are the father of…

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings

Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon

I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…

These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…

You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.

Yo Rick I think your big brother is rather… He makes me want to touch my clit Whilst I think of him squeezing m… And me playing with his bits

Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch

Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried

Trolling trolling trolling Tiddler fans are rolling Onto this page To feign outrage The truth is they hate Richie

Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie

I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath