Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…

Yo Rick I think your big brother is rather… He makes me want to touch my clit Whilst I think of him squeezing m… And me playing with his bits

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch

StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings

Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie

Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…

You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.

Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…

I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath

These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…

I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…

Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…