Written for a grammar school friend in 2022
For nearly 20 years my family and… Visited the Outer Cape in Massac… Wellfleet, to be exact. And it relaxed me in a way that nothing else could ever do.
She enjoyed 96 years of luxury and privilege far beyond anything we could ever imagine. Now that her time is up
“Obrigado” is All the Portuguese I know But it is enough
There once was a man named Fritz Who loved to eat gravy with grits. He loved them with butter but they made his heart flutter So now he just eats them in fits.
Assholes in traffic A Chicago fact of life They need to drive, too
50 degrees when measured in Fahrenheit makes for a pleasant day perhaps even a bit chilly. A light jacket
One two three four five six seven Everybody goes to heaven That’s not true but still I said… Live your life and don’t regret it…
I’m still very angry with those who stole my catalytic converter in late February. But the money
Birthday weekends are the best! Enjoy them all with verve and zest…
Dozens of face masks In varied sizes, materials, and co… Were shoved into a coffee can Over the course of the pandemic. Tossing them into the garbage toda…
Ever the sun shines Ever the heart pines Ever the eye sees Ever the dog pees Ever the birds fly
On a gentle upward slope With a historic church nearby The luncheon special seemed ideal For my wife and I to try. She had fish, and I the pasta
My Grandpa was Irish Or at least his parents were So every year we went to Grandma and Grandpa’s house for corned beef and cabbage.
When a person achieves fame and then handles it by resorting to drugs and alcohol in prodigious amounts, they’re actively trying to
In 1912, Jacob Wesley Wilbur who had made a fortune selling lan… bought hundreds of acres for himself and some others along the Atlantic Ocean
