When I was there ten weeks ago Portugal seemed most charming. But today the fires raging there Are utterly alarming. Then I witnessed only blue
When Donald Trump took over as pr… the United States Constitution we… from the White House’s official w… If there’s a more fitting metaphor somebody tell me what that might b…
He’s a professional athlete a person with wealth and notoriety and an avid supporter of the patri… A Catholic college in the Midwest brought him in to speak to their g…
That fucking groundhog Saw its damn shadow today Thanks a lot, asshole!
American governance is only as str… As our ability to defend it. And if (or when) it goes away We won’t ever get it back.
When I was a kid in the 1970s When there were two types of gas a… Regular and Unleaded. The Unleaded kind cost more, So most people used Regular inste…
Snowflakes ricochet From the windshield of my car; Chicago in Spring
A 17 year-old grabbed a weapon of war and traveled to a scene of urban mayhem. Should we really
The next time you’re gardening upon your lovely terrace make sure to keep a lookout for the Phyllophaga Harris. More commonly known as a Junebug
The people of that northern state That we all call “Wisconsin” Have but only one desire To see their beloved Pack win If you’re near to Chicago or St.…
Now what was the name of that frui… Where I would go to grab lunch du… When I was working up the block? It was a single name, I think. Maybe it was Franko’s?
I shall dance no more with rhythmless guilty feet. The saxophone played. George Michael’s “Careless Whisp… Will haunt us all forever.
Thanks, Bob, for making us laugh In your calm and cerebral fashion. Other performers would shout and c… But you had a different way to cas… Comedy albums are a thing of the p…
12 score and 8 years ago Our forefathers brought forth on t… a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition t… all men are created equal, and
2024 will be culture wars all day, every day so we might as well get it started on Day One. Senator Tuberville would be upset
