That fucking groundhog Saw its damn shadow today Thanks a lot, asshole!

The Beatles are there now; John was murdered in New York Ci… The Who are there, too; Keith Moon drank himself to death… The Doors are also halfway closed…

Hey! Today marks 20K! No way!

The glittering desert oasis known around the world took on water this week. Who among us can now deny that climate change is real?

That Bruce is really something el… Making me drive all the way to Da… And on the Fourth of July, even! Had to miss the family barbecue an… My Uncle’s been kind of a jerk to…

The colors of the Fall So vibrant and unique Today’s kids might even say “Nature’s just on fleek!”

The monarchy seems very stuffy Not at all like the masses they se… Perhaps they could do with a more… From further down on the great soc… I already know one King Chuck

American governance is only as str… As our ability to defend it. And if (or when) it goes away We won’t ever get it back.

Ginger or Mary Ann? Mary Ann or Ginger? Actual women don’t fit so easily into this duality

With snow in California’s mountai… and trees falling down from the sk… climate change is the new normal and we don’t need to wonder about… The planet is tired of our bullshi…

Stevie Nicks is 76 Billy Joel is 75 They played a show at Soldier Fie… I’m glad they’re still alive

What sounded like all the fireworks on earth over the holiday weekend couldn’t assuage my dread at the memory of

Whenever you have a loving family who share their lives with each ot… you’re very fortunate, indeed. Thanks to El Rey del Taco, the U… and all the people who worked with…

As I was growing up I envied other kids who had what I thought were “normal” middle names: James, Thomas, and

Air travel is always tense because the fear of missing a flight is far more stressful than it needs to be. And yet being aboard the plane