Don’t get too attached to family c… Live a long peaceful mundane life. Make a happy corner for yourself i… Apples and bananas are good. Don’t start crying cuz life isn’t…

Everything is an insurance scam. The government lets our youth down… I drink a lot of black coffee now. I’m suing a school system that is… This is a sad society that has no…

Humans are selfish creatures. It’s all God’s fault. Blame it on the booze and the wome… Hop on the western train going now… Look matters.

Are we supposed to create content… I don’t like how I have to preten… How long is this goddamn thing cal… Is this some kinda cosmic joke for… Am I just another Barbie doll to…

Eat a delicious hamburger. Take a walk in the park with the k… Drink a glass of pink strawberry l… Kiss my wife and tell her she is g… Buy a new Rolex watch.

I love my mama cuz she is so prett… She has long blonde straight thin… Her eyes are a deep kind of light… I love my mama cuz she provides fo… She is a big mobster Italian boss…

Am I a nursing home equipment I a… She replied with a “yes honey.” I didn’t like her cold sardonic at… Why bother having kids? If they are just a pre paid order…

I don’t know why I’m here. I gotta be top dog of the house. I have my jobbie now so I don’t l… I can’t live like this anymore cuz… This society is evil cuz religion…

I drink a lot of apple juice to keep my creative juice flowing. I eat carrot sticks to help keep my weight in check. I love wearing my black bracelets and lucky charms to keep the evil ...

The mother hen watches her small helpless fragile chicks with anticipation to cuddle with her and coo niceties to her like cluck cluck cluck. The big freaking mother hen is a lover of m...

You betcha I like eating cookie d… I love my father cuz he is my insu… I pretended for a long time that… I gotta get married so I can get… Don’t call me stupid my mother sai…

You needed help but you never aske… You are a fragile pink flower in t… You live just to see the light go… You make money for your family to… Boys go to school to become engine…

My mother says the planet is a jun… You have to follow the bread crumb… You gotta look and scavenge for fo… You gotta be cool and alive to kno… This world is your oyster so use i…

I can’t hold your hand anymore lit… Fly my little angel and fly up abo… I can’t protect you for the rest o… The greed and anger that dissipate… Drink up your milk little one and…