Sexy Jasmine Night
By: Rafika Pahud
I want my monetary insurance mother!
I want my sexual insurance too.
I don’t like bacon cuz it makes me look fat and it’s dirty! Yuck!
I like halal meat and going to the mosque on Fridays with my friends.
I like my boyfriend named Aladdin and not Henry Mills.
I don’t want to wear that stupid American pink bikini.
I want to wear my green Jilaba and be a proper lady!
Fuck this horrible society.
I want my vanilla colorful sprinkle cake with fairy dust now!
I love you so much daddy!
Thank you for buying me my red Jaguar! I’m so freaking rich and gorgeous!
