Xmas for Weirdos
 
On Xmas eve at the local nut house
All was as quiet as a drunken mouse
When Santa landed on the pointed roof
His butt was draggin’ as he scorched his tusch
 
Under the Xmas tree, for everyone there was a goody
Sam’s dirty magazines to perk up his woody
Frank’s bottle of whiskey to feed to the cat
A hockey puck to hit with Pete’s baseball bat
Tom got some binoculars to see the girl’s next door
Looking all day long until his eyes got sore
Hank got some food to feed his imaginary giraffe
Then when he couldn’t find it, we all sat around and laughed
Fred got his catcher’s mitt to catch the geese overhead
Old man Roger got his sexy underwear painted red
Santa brought everything to us weirdos what we said
 
At breakfast Lou tried to eat his stuffed toy leopard
I said it doesn’t taste good without salt and pepper
Crazy Mary stuck her finger in Fred’s coffee
It feels so sexy when it’s hot and soggy
 
After breakfast, we went outside to slide in the snow
Roger wanted to go out to watch the grass grow
When we told him it doesn’t grow in the winter
He took his pants off then picked up a splinter
When night-time came, it was time to hit the hay
Except for Sam, a little confused what’s night and day
The joint was jumpin’ down at the ole’ nut house today
Merry Xmas to all and to us weirdos also

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Robert L. Martin
almost 3 years

Thanks Nelson. By the way, I wrote to Yansy, the editor, and asked him why you weren't getting my most recent poems. I'm waiting for a reply.

Nelson D Reyes
almost 3 years

I've been with these guys since I can't remember when! I miss them! Wish I could see them again before I see either Hades or St. Pete even maybe the Fat Man in red with his bag of goodies.
Simply out of this world! Hilarious scene! A great place to be before Christmas Day sort of sober you up after a hectic pre-season real life nutty gift searching running around with real life nuts!
Love it! Thank you Robert. Many more poems waiting for me from you in this site.

Robert L. Martin
over 3 years

I wasn't there, but can imagine what went on. Thanks, Charlotte

Charlotte B. Williams
over 3 years

Ha ha ha this was funny Robert, and I would imagine things
like this do go on at the nut house.

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