We’ve been friends for years And our eyes always meet I know you like me And I think you’re sweet It’s our little secret
My ambition in life Was always to be A successful man With plenty of money A big detached house
Eyes Staring eyes Peering through the curtains Through the keyhole From under the mat
Its times like this You realise How much you love your wife Your family, your friend Even your life
I know you think I’m lucky And I’ve got the perfect girl But you should try her sometime You should give her a whirl She’s not content like most are
If I drink too much And stay out late Until the crack of dawn If I have lipstick on my collar And my shirt is slightly torn
Everyone knows Our government is cruel Just look at the prices We pay for our fuel How is it other countries?
You were wearing An extremely short skirt That night you first walked in To the showroom of my local My immediate impression
Look there he is He’s just arrived He’s stepping off that cloud I never thought he’d have the nerv… Did you?
She left not a moment ago Shell soon be out of sight I wonder when, she’ll come again The girl who stayed all night My son
Sincerely I believe what I say What I don’t practice I preach every day My part time morals are…. Too easy to be true
With a friend like you I need no enemies You were arrogant and selfish And very hard to please You never gave an inch
The man said to his wife You loathe me why? She was startled, she denied it She cried Her love for her husband
Atom bombs Nuclear waste Experiments on animals To our disgrace Drugs for this
