The man said to his wife You loathe me why? She was startled, she denied it She cried Her love for her husband

Pick up your cigarettes Sit back relax You’re never alone With a packet of fags Cough, cough louder

Is there another life for us? In spirit, beyond the grave Is there truly a heavenly place? For all the souls that have been s… Will I go there if im good?

When the kids are fighting an scre… And you’ve just about had enough Then you step on the cat’s tail And you head is feeling rough When the dog is bark, bark, barkin…

He never writes about the flowers Or the field or the trees, or the… He wants more than rhyming or desc… To emerge from his written words So he writes about ordinary people

If I drink too much And stay out late Until the crack of dawn If I have lipstick on my collar And my shirt is slightly torn

What a life Swimming around and around In a bowl It’s enough to make you Want to sell your soul

My ambition in life Was always to be A successful man With plenty of money A big detached house

It’s over now! It’s over now! The lull, the lapse, the end It’s beginning now! It’s beginning now!

Everyone knows Our government is cruel Just look at the prices We pay for our fuel How is it other countries?

Under the guise Of religion or politics I carry out my task Whist hiding behind An anonymous mask

Can I ask you a question mum? Yes certainly dear Go ahead Well, It’s about those children on the t…

I watch your little face patiently Like a hawk watching its prey I’m determined this time I’m determined to you today You’ve fooled me once too often

I say I didn’t They think that I did Or I would have If I could have But I probably did

Give me a bottle of booze And a pen And I’ll write about you Again I’ll say whatever you want me to s…