With a friend like you I need no enemies You were arrogant and selfish And very hard to please You never gave an inch

Someone has given us strength Someone has given us character Someone has given us fearlessness Someone has given us faith Otherwise why don’t we scream?

Here I am And here I lie Alone on my death bed But before I die I will try

We’ve been friends for years And our eyes always meet I know you like me And I think you’re sweet It’s our little secret

Give me a bottle of booze And a pen And I’ll write about you Again I’ll say whatever you want me to s…

She left not a moment ago Shell soon be out of sight I wonder when, she’ll come again The girl who stayed all night My son

You’re a friend A companion, a confident too You’re my mistress, my lover And I’ve grown to need you You are everything I had expected

Alan was very good at it Everyone knew how good he was At ‘it’ Better than most actually Better than anyone around here

For a while now You’ve been acting very strange You can’t see it in the mirror But you’ve changed We used to be a team

When the lights go out And it’s as black as ink Does your imagination wonder? Does it make you think? Of ghosts an ghouls

Its times like this You realise How much you love your wife Your family, your friend Even your life

No doubt if I asked you You would say the truth never lies But if I proved you wrong Would you truly be surprised? Could you speak?

Under the guise Of religion or politics I carry out my task Whist hiding behind An anonymous mask

When the kids are fighting an scre… And you’ve just about had enough Then you step on the cat’s tail And you head is feeling rough When the dog is bark, bark, barkin…

When was the last time? I told you that I love you You can’t remember, can you? But I do People often don’t say