The man said to his wife You loathe me why? She was startled, she denied it She cried Her love for her husband

Can I ask you a question mum? Yes certainly dear Go ahead Well, It’s about those children on the t…

He never writes about the flowers Or the field or the trees, or the… He wants more than rhyming or desc… To emerge from his written words So he writes about ordinary people

For a while now You’ve been acting very strange You can’t see it in the mirror But you’ve changed We used to be a team

I watch your little face patiently Like a hawk watching its prey I’m determined this time I’m determined to you today You’ve fooled me once too often

When the kids are fighting an scre… And you’ve just about had enough Then you step on the cat’s tail And you head is feeling rough When the dog is bark, bark, barkin…

I say I didn’t They think that I did Or I would have If I could have But I probably did

Atom bombs Nuclear waste Experiments on animals To our disgrace Drugs for this

Pick up your cigarettes Sit back relax You’re never alone With a packet of fags Cough, cough louder

I wouldn’t drink this If I wasn’t so drunk he said He collapsed on his bunk He was dead The

What a life Swimming around and around In a bowl It’s enough to make you Want to sell your soul

Alan was very good at it Everyone knew how good he was At ‘it’ Better than most actually Better than anyone around here

We’ve been friends for years And our eyes always meet I know you like me And I think you’re sweet It’s our little secret

I know you think I’m lucky And I’ve got the perfect girl But you should try her sometime You should give her a whirl She’s not content like most are

Give me a bottle of booze And a pen And I’ll write about you Again I’ll say whatever you want me to s…