We’ve been friends for years And our eyes always meet I know you like me And I think you’re sweet It’s our little secret

Look there he is He’s just arrived He’s stepping off that cloud I never thought he’d have the nerv… Did you?

My ambition in life Was always to be A successful man With plenty of money A big detached house

You were wearing An extremely short skirt That night you first walked in To the showroom of my local My immediate impression

I say I didn’t They think that I did Or I would have If I could have But I probably did

I know you think I’m lucky And I’ve got the perfect girl But you should try her sometime You should give her a whirl She’s not content like most are

It’s over now! It’s over now! The lull, the lapse, the end It’s beginning now! It’s beginning now!

The man said to his wife You loathe me why? She was startled, she denied it She cried Her love for her husband

Atom bombs Nuclear waste Experiments on animals To our disgrace Drugs for this

It goes around in a circle A thousand times a day It begins upon its ending Ill end with what I say Never think about

Eyes Staring eyes Peering through the curtains Through the keyhole From under the mat

Everyone knows Our government is cruel Just look at the prices We pay for our fuel How is it other countries?

Here I am And here I lie Alone on my death bed But before I die I will try

Can I ask you a question mum? Yes certainly dear Go ahead Well, It’s about those children on the t…

When the kids are fighting an scre… And you’ve just about had enough Then you step on the cat’s tail And you head is feeling rough When the dog is bark, bark, barkin…