I know you think I’m lucky And I’ve got the perfect girl But you should try her sometime You should give her a whirl She’s not content like most are

If I drink too much And stay out late Until the crack of dawn If I have lipstick on my collar And my shirt is slightly torn

Alan was very good at it Everyone knew how good he was At ‘it’ Better than most actually Better than anyone around here

When the kids are fighting an scre… And you’ve just about had enough Then you step on the cat’s tail And you head is feeling rough When the dog is bark, bark, barkin…

Give me a bottle of booze And a pen And I’ll write about you Again I’ll say whatever you want me to s…

Everyone knows Our government is cruel Just look at the prices We pay for our fuel How is it other countries?

Someone has given us strength Someone has given us character Someone has given us fearlessness Someone has given us faith Otherwise why don’t we scream?

We’ve been friends for years And our eyes always meet I know you like me And I think you’re sweet It’s our little secret

It’s over now! It’s over now! The lull, the lapse, the end It’s beginning now! It’s beginning now!

Her trembling hand Slowly lifted the glass Towards her parched lips My god she was Thursday It had been Friday last night

My ambition in life Was always to be A successful man With plenty of money A big detached house

I wouldn’t drink this If I wasn’t so drunk he said He collapsed on his bunk He was dead The

You’re a friend A companion, a confident too You’re my mistress, my lover And I’ve grown to need you You are everything I had expected

For a while now You’ve been acting very strange You can’t see it in the mirror But you’ve changed We used to be a team