Pick up your cigarettes Sit back relax You’re never alone With a packet of fags Cough, cough louder
When the kids are fighting an scre… And you’ve just about had enough Then you step on the cat’s tail And you head is feeling rough When the dog is bark, bark, barkin…
For a while now You’ve been acting very strange You can’t see it in the mirror But you’ve changed We used to be a team
We’ve been friends for years And our eyes always meet I know you like me And I think you’re sweet It’s our little secret
Under the guise Of religion or politics I carry out my task Whist hiding behind An anonymous mask
What a life Swimming around and around In a bowl It’s enough to make you Want to sell your soul
Everyone knows Our government is cruel Just look at the prices We pay for our fuel How is it other countries?
I watch your little face patiently Like a hawk watching its prey I’m determined this time I’m determined to you today You’ve fooled me once too often
Eyes Staring eyes Peering through the curtains Through the keyhole From under the mat
Superman wasn’t as super As Lois had us believe He had nothing in his trousers And a syringe up his sleeve Yes, superman was a junkie
My ambition in life Was always to be A successful man With plenty of money A big detached house
With a friend like you I need no enemies You were arrogant and selfish And very hard to please You never gave an inch
Give me a bottle of booze And a pen And I’ll write about you Again I’ll say whatever you want me to s…
Here I am And here I lie Alone on my death bed But before I die I will try
Alan was very good at it Everyone knew how good he was At ‘it’ Better than most actually Better than anyone around here
