Cape Town
‘Welcome to Cape Town...’
The song that gets the kaapse klopse ready every New Year’s day
Watch out for the Atchaar man and the koons if they’re headed your way
Celebrate A Sunday morning with a fresh koeksister and a lekker koppie koffie
Book your tickets for shows at the st.Joseph Stone while in your Addidas Sloffies
Take a tour to Robben Island the historical landmark of where Nelson Mandela was imprisoned
Then head down for a time of your life to Ratanga Junction
To keep your hair on fleek wear rollers and a swirl kous when you go to sleep
And tomorrow morning you’ll look chic
Go to Bo kaap on Eid day for a celebration
Ask for curry and briyani for a taste of sensation
Friday lunch must be a Gatsby and a two litre coke
But wait there’s more after that head to your brasse for a smoke
Remember if you late you must make the ooka
While you enjoy playing FIFA and on Saturday’s watching the Springbokke
Order weekends if you don’t feel like cooking - Wembley’s
And remember our eleventh commandment is “thou shall not kopple senties”
Don’t tell a girl she look crap
Unless you want a passion gap
Don’t come home without your mommy’s plastic bakkies
And stay away from druggies!
And ignore the taxi driver’s whereabouts in the town..
And remember this is Cape Town.
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