Boltholes of Hustle and Bustle
As I explore the legacy of featured interviews
The presenter lifts the lid on the menopause
And a woman seeks the feel of her old Spanish Garden
As I sit disjointed making romper suits and fancy dress costumes
Then I get a visit from a chef
who’s dad ran an Austrian Hungarian Empire
Who tells me why suicide is the biggest killer of men
Then he tells me my 1950s Maltese bus is not worth saving
Then I sell him a made to measure raincoat
and a 80 year old banjo
He puts on a 30 year old pair of roller skates, Conveniently
And throws a Caesar salad in a 19 century bowl by a toy cannon
Then a knock on the door, brings bewildering sales
Tactics of a cold caller
Who tells me my letter box was made for a fraud squad
In Dagenham
Conversation turned to constructing a water feature
From a Welsh show ground
Before I decided to go on a blind date
I’m going to meet her by two toilets by a canal in West Stockwith
But I finally escape, I get lucky an escape as I crash my car
Through a funeral shop window
I was practising my hand signals
And kindly they had a coffin ready just for me
But life turns sweet, when I finally meet
An eccentrically dressed Airhead assistant of Fashionista
Who had a remarkable gift for mimicking famous singers
But I eventually find she’s a quack, who is after my money
