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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

Jane and I

Jane and I thought to build a ufo
Thered be no limit to where we would go
We’d go beyond where boats would row
We’d escape the chilling winter snow
It would be full of lights to put on a show
We have no clue how to build it though

(2014)

#Funny #Short #UFOBuilding

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I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
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The robber

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
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I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged



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