(2014)
#Deer #Doe #Funny #Short #Singing #Song #StutterWood
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous