It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother

There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old

There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip

I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry

A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall

As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me

Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing

Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark

The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call

So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground

No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined

I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes

Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan

Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset