Pain Management
Fall, scrape your knee.
Clean, apply bandage.
Your wife doesn’t love you anymore.
Bitch stop wasting my time.
The paper slices your finger.
Suck on it.
It ends with no explanation.
What an asshole.
Stub your toe.
Jump, swear, then ice.
Find a pink slip on your desk.
I have never really liked this fucking job.
Your head hurts.
Take two Ibuprofen and call your therapist in the morning.
(2014)
