Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

Serve (one another) and Play (together)

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

You keep the peace they get everything else

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious