My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

The devil is a man for all occasio… Because we always have a choice To rise to the bait But God created man By giving him a choice

The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…

A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come