Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin