If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt
I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
Until now technology could be understood as an extension of the body’s will to power With AI
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod