I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
You keep the peace they get everything else
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man