The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…

In Blade Runner Replicants are slaves Birthed in an adult body With false memories implanted To make their burden somehow beara…

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…