The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

I will gladly suffer fools for love

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone