Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…