All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
