The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation