The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing