You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
A being becomes human when you add meaning
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
