Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
It’s when all the signs say Everything must go
It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
