Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…
The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor
Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought
In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished
The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth
If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by
