Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time
