I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God
I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
