To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

The intelligentsia’s job used to b… Biting the invisible hand that fee… And because they couldn’t see it a… They established the surveillance… To locate it everywhere

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…