You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
