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If a computer could speak we could not understand it

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The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th

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It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

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Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people