Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only
Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…