They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually
The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
I changed My mind By following My heart
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
