The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero
All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT
Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself