My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war