If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends