Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
