Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it