My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships
It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
