You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…
You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service
Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
