When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery