One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue